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Saturday, May 05, 2012

THE UNMENTIONABLES

I am joining Saturday Centus at Jenny Matlock Off On My Tangent.  Jenny’s on vacation, and she also has a new grandchild, so she must be in a great mood.  For Saturday Centus, she gave us 100 words, plus a four word prompt (“It is our pleasure”), which she said totals 106 words!   Thanks Jenny!  I’ll take ‘em! 

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SHOCKING DISCOVERY

Not wanting him to think I required a lot of baggage, I packed my large purse with necessities. I rinsed the tea cup, turned off the stove burner, and was leaving when the phone rang.  The caller hung up before I answered.

At the restaurant, we dined and danced.  When I thanked the waiter, he said, “It is our pleasure. You provided entertainment!”

I didn’t think our dancing was that good!

In our room, I discovered my lingerie was missing! When I had answered the phone, I put the bag on the stove and burned a hole in the bottom.  My unmentionables now decorated the restaurant floor!

7 comments:

Judie said...

OMG! Laurie, this is so clever and funny! Great take on the prompt!!!

Karen S. said...

Oh so funny! ...and it almost sounds like a true story! Funny how stuff happens in our haste!

rmannell said...

LOL loved the embarrassing humor in this Centus. :)
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anitamombanita said...

I'm still laughing! Nicely done.

Dreaming said...

Tee hee! Oh, horrors! Love it!

Judee said...

Hahaa! Now that is true entertainment, both the story and the waiter's comment. I love how you tied them in, and gave us a surprise at the end.

Jenny said...

Laurie! I loved this!

And, yeah, my math skills were especially bad that week!

This was really, really creative.

This felt like such a complete story in so few words!

Thank you for the smile!

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