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Saturday, June 23, 2012

IT’S AN AMUSING LITTLE WHINE

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Oh Jenny, this was a difficult prompt for me.  I thought I wasn’t going to attempt it, but, please forgive me for my decision to add this silly little ditty to this week’s Saturday Centus (and I did end up with an extra word.  I knew if I spent any more time trying to edit this silliness, I’d chicken out and not post it).  Jenny’s prompt is “It’s an amusing little whine”.

WHINING EVER AFTER

Said he to she,

“I’ll not marry thee.”

Said she to he,

“You would  marry me,

if you knew what you’d see.

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For under my skirt, I store

Delightful treasures galore.”

He asked, “are you a whore?”

She showed him  to the door.

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“I’ll have none of your kind,”

she said with a drawn-out whine

He thought, “from a woman so fine,

It’s an amusing little whine.”

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Thinking, “I’ll make her treasures mine

When I give her a diamond with a shine,”

On bended knee, and with a whine, 

he asked that the two forever bind.

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“Yes,” said she, with joyous laughter,

Thus, they whined happily ever after!

I’m not convinced that I should thank Jenny for hosting Saturday Centus this week.  After reading my submission, you probably aren’t sure either.  Please go to Jenny Matlock Off On My Tangent for links to better reading.  Thank you for taking the time to read my silliness. laurie

10 comments:

Viki said...

LOL, very risque. I LOVED it, ha, ha.

Judie said...

Hahahaha! What a great Centus, Laurie! "whining ever after!" I can relate to that!!!

Jim said...

Laurie, I like your 'silliness' poem. It is precious(!!) (and please quite your amusing little whine).

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Gail said...

Funny.

Dreaming said...

Wonderful!

Dreaming said...

Wonderful!

anitamombanita said...

Liked it! Definitely an original!

Karen S. said...

Oh I'm guessing they will be whines of joy every after! Great centus! Glad you didn't skip it!

Jo said...

You did wonderfully, I am glad that you chose to post!

Jenny said...

I love this!

I'm laughing so hard!

On the final day of getting ready for vacay when all my lists are long and everything takes longer than planned...this laugh was a gift!

Thank you!

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