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I feel like I’ve received a gift! Jenny has given us 100 words this week! I used to think 100 words were not enough, until she started limiting our centus to 15 and 25. Well, you taught me a lesson, Jenny. I am now grateful for the plethora of 100 words! Thank you!
The prompt this week, is a fun photo.
LEGEND HAS IT THAT…
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“What’s for breakfast, Mom?” I motioned for him to follow me outside. Cracking the egg on the sidewalk, I revealed the family legend.
Your great grandfather, Walter, insisted upon hot breakfasts. During the summer of 1905, his wife, Marvel, not wanting to light the stove, fried Walter’s eggs on the cement beside the well pump.
“Breakfast is out by the pump. Better wear your spectacles.” As usual, he ignored her.
He threw his fork into the sink. “The eggs were good, but the sausage links were limp.”
Marvel was puzzled until she noticed their little dog scratching on the door!
I hope you didn’t read this before eating breakfast. I’m sure other Saturday Centus links will not be so gross, so check them all out at Jenny Matclock’s Off On My Tangent. Thank you for visiting. Laurie
16 comments:
It's nice to know that no matter how my day is going... it's not as bad as his:@)
Hee hee!~Ames
MAN !!...talk about a bad day.! :))
Whoa...LOL,that was awesome ! I think the hot weather got to you like it did to me...so I guess we can say GGPa's taste was not in his mouth or anywhere else !
Cranky old dude! He got what he deserved. And you, my friend, pulled a fast one with that twist. I love it!
Namaste..........cj
Gag...but a good one!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, this was clever, amusing and gross.
Be well!
What a great job you did.
That is yuk......in a nice way.
Loved the story but could have done with reading the ending a little later after having my breakfast!
Ewwww! I won't be having sausage for breakfast anytime soon! :o)
Blech.
Good one!
=)
LOL! Yeah, those sausages were a bit limp, but that's only because they were so fresh! The firm sausages are out behind the house by the tree.
Hilarious! Great job!
oh .... and yeah, a little gross, and yet, a little humorous! well done!!!
Very funny and yes, disgusting!
Best wishes,
Anna
'John Tell, expert on tourism' Anna's SC wk 65
OMG! OMG! Laughing so hard here.
What a great, great story!
This was fabulous!
Thanks for the chuckle on this uber-hot Arizona Saturday aftenoon!
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