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Monday, September 19, 2011

MAY I SEE YOUR RESUME?

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This week, the prompt for the 100 Word Challenge at Julia’s Place is “out of the mouths of babes”.
 
MAY I SEE YOUR RESUME?
(Prompt:  out of the mouths of babes) 


For extra money, Herb’s Uncle Marty allowed him to clean the bar each night.  One night, three gorgeous, scantily dressed women strutted through the door.  One of them said, “We’re singers, and we’re here about a job.  Herb shouted, “You’re hired!” 

In Marty’s office, Herb explained he hired singers. 

“Nobody sings unless I hear them first,” Marty exclaimed.

Herb asked the trio to sing.   He covered his ears when their shrieking began.


Watching the girls lean over in their low cut dresses and shake their bottoms, Marty shouted “You’re hired!”      

Astonished, Herb remarked, “Even shrieking sounds beautiful when it comes out of the mouths of babes.”

Thank you for hosting, Julia.  I hope this is PG.  Thanks to my visitors.  I’m always amazed at the creativity and ideas that are shared when we all begin with the same prompt.  To find links to read all of that creativity, click on Julia’s Place.   Laurie



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